Amuse Bouche

The Madrid players said that the meat they ate every day..was good. But Mourinho..disagreed.
...each cut required its own special preparation. According to Mourinho, this was not being carried out with the necessary skill. ...The chefs had to work with dedication to cook it properly….
As the winter of 2011 passed without his complaints being resolved, the manager ordered Madrid to sack their chefs and change their butchers. He said the eat had a ‘very high percentage of nerve tissue’.
Mourinho was living days of prolonged and convoluted pain.

from The Special One by Diego Torres