Sunday, April 21, 2013

Amuse Bouche

-       “MacArthur Park.” That was me favourite.
-       A classic until Richard fuckin’ Harris took it and wrecked it.
-       It’s all it takes, isn’t i? Some cunt from ******** takes a certified disco classic and turns it into some sort of bogger lament.
-       Someone left the cake out in the rain.
-       They wouldn’t know what cake was in ********. They’d be puttin’ it in their hair.
-       An’anyway, they’d’ve robbed the fuckin’ cake long before it started rainin’.
From Two Pints by Roddy Doyle

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